Amuseables Asparagus
Amuseables Asparagus is currently pursuing the world record for – well, the most world records.
He already holds several impressive titles: Fastest Shoelace Knotter (Vegetable Division), Longest Polite Applause, and Most Consecutive Cups of Tea Made While Wearing Roller Skates...
With boundless enthusiasm and impeccably neat tips, Asparagus keeps a clipboard close and dreams big. He’s convinced that if he just adds one more certificate, he’ll achieve his ultimate title: Most Determined Stalk in History.
Dimensions: 8.7in x 2.8in x 2.8in
Sitting Height: 7in
Main Materials: Polyester
Inner Filling: Polyester Fibers, PE Beans
Hard Eye
Shipping, Pickup & Returns
- Free shipping on orders of $150 or more. Orders ship within 48 hours, and expedited shipping is available at checkout.
- Free pickup at our Glenview and Evanston stores.
- Returns within 14 days of delivery. Mail your item back, or bring it to either store. Items must be unworn with tags attached. Sale items are final sale.
